School's Out For Summer (Not an Alice Cooper fan though)

I can’t believe another semester of school has come and gone. This semester has definitely been the most trying one so far. I felt a little overwhelmed at times with having to juggle both work and school and wished I had more time to just relax and just not have anything to do. For a while, I was concerned about my grade in math which at times it felt like I was just not grasping the material. (I really hate graphing and functions.) When I was in class it would all make sense but then when it came time to doing it on my own I would be at a loss. Not so much because I didn’t understand but because I just had a lack of interest in the material and don’t even get me started with the math lab. I know it’s there to help but it feels like more of an inconvenience with time I could be using for something more constructive besides using it as a place to do math homework (sorry Fullerton College). However, I feel I did well on the final. It seemed to all click and I was like “I know this stuff!” there was only like 3 or 4 problems on graphing. (Thank God). In other classes, (mainly my Admin of Justice classes) I feel are just regurgitating the same information semester after semester just under different class titles. I feel like I have been losing interest in it and have been seriously thinking about changing my major. It seems at times like I’ve learned all there is to be taught in the subject yet still more classes are needed to fulfill the requirements for a degree. I have been debating about maybe trying to pursue a more scientific aspect of criminal justice such as forensic science. The only problem I see is that more math classes would be required. I have a love/hate relationship with math. Sometimes I love it and its fun like factoring and logarithms - like solving a puzzle. Then other times it feels like why the hell do I need to know how to graph parabolas and hyperboles? Can’t I just write an essay instead? I definitely like reading and writing more than arithmetic. To add more struggles to my academic woes is the fact that I was not able to register for 2 classes I was hoping to take during the summer session. I tried to register and waitlists for both classes were filled. I don’t know how an online class gets full I guess too many students equals too many exams too grade? I guess it’s kind of a good thing though. I can spend the summer on focusing on trying to seriously find a job more closely related to major. I have to commute to work and I am getting tired of working there. It’s been 5 years too long for a thankless dead end job. I think I’m finally ready to let go and jump into the career field I actually want to be in.

Dumb Signs

Today I saw an interesting banner hanging nearby where I work. The banner appeared to be a public service announcement about "break-ins”. Perhaps burglaries are on the rise in the area? All that was on the banner was the phrase "Lock It or Lose It" in large letters. Underneath that it said, "A message brought to you by the LAPD". It reminds me of the slogan for the seatbelt law "Click It or Ticket". I really hate those stupid signs. I understand that it's important to wear a seatbelt and be safe but I think the way they go about shoving it down our throats is obnoxious. However, I don't think it should be a requirement to wear a seatbelt. Especially if I’m just gonna drive down the street to get some Taco Bell or something. It's not really a big deal to have to wear one. The only time I don’t wear it is usually because I just forgot to put on not on purpose, but I should still have the option to not wear one if I want to. Same goes with using cell phones and texting in the car. I am constantly tinkering on my phone all the time even in my car. I’m not saying it’s necessarily something we should do but if you can do it safely why should it matter? Again, I understand how it can be good and protect us from distractions and make us more aware as drivers but I don't think the behavior inside my car should or needs to be regulated. Next they're gonna outlaw IPods and changing radio stations while driving. Where will it end?

Anyways, with this new sign "Lock It or Lose It" It seems that they’re pointing the finger solely at the owner of the vehicle or house or whatever. The criminal is helpless to stop his urges and it suggests, to me anyways, that by the simple act of not locking the doors you somehow are at fault for having your property burglarized. “You had to know!!” as my friends used to say. Simply locking a door is not gonna stop a criminal from doing criminal acts. I have had several cars that were broken into numerous times and had my doors locked only to find a window shattered and my CDs stolen and stereo missing. While it is my fault for leaving my stuff in the car the fact that the doors being locked to didn’t stop them. Locking the door is obviously common sense and a good way to detour criminal activity but I know from first-hand experience that a locked door isn't going to stop most criminals. The sign should be more geared to saying make sure your valuables are not left in the car or in plain view. That would make more sense and probably lower the numbers of break-ins.

One other thing I wanna point out has to do with the freeway signs that say things like “click it or ticket”. I find it very useful when it displays the estimated times to the next major interchanges. That is so helpful! However I cannot stand when the signs display crap like “Share the Road Check Twice for Motorcycles”. No!!! I’m not the one driving like an asshole speeding, swerving, switching lanes, cutting people off, splitting lanes and driving like an idiot. I really hate that I have to be the one to look out for the bonehead motorcyclists. Maybe the reckless and dangerous driving behavior I witness on almost a daily basis and the protection of only a helmet and jacket is the cause to so many deaths.

Anyways I digress. I just think some street signs are funny.

My Top 10 Movies

Like I promised and like I know all the followers of this blog have impatiently been anticipating I am continuing my Top 10 themed posts with my top 10 14 favorite movies of all time. This list was much harder to compile that my top 10 albums list. I am sucker for comedies and those dominate my list but there are a few dramas that are near the top. It was hard to pick single movies so I divided a lot of them into genres/groups. So don't judge me if the list contains more than 10 movies (14 in total).

#11 - The Lion King 

This is hands down my favorite Disney movie. My favorite animated movie too. A lot of people say it’s just a rip off of Bambi but I don’t care it’s still good (besides the fact that that is kinda true). The animation is so good and is one of the first animated movies to integrate computer animation into the movie. The plot and story however are what make this movie so good. I remember in high school my Animation teacher would tell us that it didn’t matter how great the animation or artwork was it was all about the story and she was right.

#10 – Stoner Movies

The list starts off with a 3 way tie for 10^th place. All 3 of these movies I saw with my good friend Anthony in the theatres. They have become classics to me and all have a similar premise about stoner friends trying to find something (i.e. their car or the nearest White Castle). I can pop these in anytime and still enjoy them like it’s the first time seeing it.

#9 – Chevy Chase Movies



#9 also features a tie. Chevy Chase was awesome in the 80’s and these are also two of my favorite movies that just so happen to feature him. I like pretty much all the Vacation movies but the original is still the best. I can’t really remember a time in my life before either of these movies were a part of it. My mom was a big influence on me with these movies too because she loves them too and they always remind of good times.

 # 8 - Friday

This could have fit in with Stoner movies but to me it seems this movie is more substantial and has more of a plot even though it’s basically about 2 guys just hanging out on the porch smoking weed but whatever. I guess I like the fact that it doesn’t seem like you’re watching a movie. It feels like your just watching two friends hanging out and it doesn’t seem like they’re acting. It’s like watching a documentary of reality… not really but I do like this movie. The sequels are awful though… especially the 3rd one...

#7 - Duel

This movie is supposed to be a suspense thriller, but with the cheesy acting of lead actor Dennis Weaver it comes across as almost comical. This is actually Steven Spielberg’s directorial debut but you wouldn’t know it if you saw it. This movie reminds me of being a kid and how my mom would always make fun of how cheesy this movie is and I love that we both could laugh at it together. There’s another movie with him as a coke addict that I saw a long time ago that is supposed to be serious but comes across comical too. I want to see it again but I haven’t been able to find it yet because it was made for TV movie.   

#6 - Ace Ventura

I almost forgot about this movie and how funny it was until I saw on TV this past weekend. I used to watch it every weekend and memorized like every line. It was a big hit in our family. I remember that my uncle even made a video parody of the opening scene where he's pretending to be a UPS man. I wonder what ever happened to that video.

#5 - Boyz N The Hood

I think this is the only movie in my top 10 list that I do not own. I should be ashamed. I really like this movie a lot and every time I see it I’m always hoping Ricky doesn’t get shot and killed but he always ends up dying!! L It never gets any easier and I always tear up a little.

#4 - Man on Fire

This movie is so good! It has everything drama, action, love, and suspense. Denzel Washington rules in this movie about revenge and justice who plays a bodyguard for a little girl who gets kidnapped. I originally never had any special interest in seeing this movie when it came out but all my friends told about how good it was and so I finally saw it and I was blown away. All I can say is that it’s so good!!! Creasy Bear and Pita!!!

#3 - Forrest Gump

This is another one of those movies that I could just watch anytime and still be entertained. It has a great soundtrack and so many memorable quotes and scenes. I saw this in the movie theater with my mom and I liked it even then when I was like 12 or 13 probably. I don’t know what else to say about it because everyone I know has seen it so if you haven’t then I guess you hate America or maybe just freedom.

#2 - Fargo

Coen Brothers movies are pretty fantastic. I just recently saw The Big Lebowski for the first time and I didn’t even know that it was one of their movies until I saw it. Fargo is great though. I love the dark comedy, crazy plot, William H. Macy and Francis McDormett in this movie. Steve Buscemi is always a delight too. Oh yah?

and #1 is.....

I love Quentin Tarantino movie like Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs and Jackie Brown but this is easily my favorite. I love how the movies always start with the ending and then backtrack from the beginning to show how it got to that point. I also like the funny dialogue that is always inserted too. Like in Reservoir Dogs you’re like what the hell are they talking about at first then you find out their discussing which Madonna album they like. I wish he’d make more movies though. I did hear they’re making a Kill Bill 3 which would be weird because Bill got killed in part 2 so I don’t know how the plot would continue…

So there you have it. I wasn't going to add "The Lion King" but I would have been lying if I said that it wasn't one of my all time favorites so I had to add it in at number 11 or you could just say this is my top 14. This post has inspired me to do one final list. Top 10 TV shows! I enjoy making lists and being weird so you're just gonna have to put up with it. Until next time.... 

My Top 10 Albums

I’m kind of a dork when it comes to my music and am constantly on iTunes rearranging and re-categorizing my songs. I like to make playlists with funny names like “Slappin’ Da Bass” which feature songs with a lot of bass inspired by the movie I Love You, Man or modeled after actual radio stations. My current project involves removing all the crappy songs I have on my IPod or songs off albums I have but don’t like or care about. Sometimes I’ll download a greatest hits CD even though the artist has only 1 good song. I figure one day I will give the album a chance or if I’m bored or something I’ll give it a listen. I’m kind of a hoarder with music because typically I’ll never listen to it. Even today I was going through it and decided it was time to finally delete Red Hot Chili Peppers off my IPod because I really have an irrational disdain for them. Then as I was going through the tracks and I was like this one is ok….that one I used to like….this one is cool…and before you know it I decide not to delete any of them. I have this crazy idea that if by chance someone were to get a hold of my IPod they would be impressed that I had such a variety of music and if they wanted to listen to it they would be satisfied with the array of choices. (These are actually thoughts that I have had.)

So what’s the point of all this you ask? Well like I mentioned I like to categorize and organize my music and make lists. So with that being said I have decided to let the world know what my top 10 favorite albums of all time are and why? So without further adieu here it is:

#10 – Genesis – Duke

As long as I can remember I have always been a huge Phil Collins fan. I don't really know where the obsession started from I remember listening to this album religiously before my little league baseball games. I guess it pumped me up even though the album is rather mellow and what I consider one of the original "emo" genre albums but that's just my opinion and I just got hooked on the genre of heartache and breakup.

#9 – Copeland – Beneath Medicine Tree

Continuing on the journey is this gem that almost went unnoticed by me. My good friend Shaun and I were driving at night -  probably on one of our many roadtrips - and he put on this cd. Its very melodic and beautiful and I fell in love it with almost immediately.

#8 – Taking Back Sunday – Tell All Your Friends

Another album introduced to me by Shaun was this one. At first, I didn't know what to think about it because it was good but it didn't seem that special. But after persistent listening of this album over and over again in the car I soon became hooked. It was kind of like in the movie Easy A where she gets the musical birthday card from her grandma and shes like eww! I hate this song. Then by the end of the weekend shes singing outloud and makes it her ringtone. Now it reminds of the days of when we were in a band and we thought we would rule the world. Just reminds me of the good times.

#7 – Fall Out Boy – Take This To You Grave

Before they were on the radio and Pete Wentz was all over TMZ there was this album. Say what you may about this band but I really love their first album. Even till this day I can still listen to this record and enjoy the good pop-punk music this album delivers. I remember seeing them at Chain Reaction in Anaheim before they blew up. It was one of the funnest shows I ever went to.

#6 – Static Lullaby - …And Don’t Forget to Breathe

This album is the only one that may seem out of place. This is more of a hardcore/screamo album but I was hooked since the first listen. I used to have to have music on when I showered  and one time I popped in this CD that I downloaded trying to discover new music. Immediately I was blown away. I don't really know what it was about it I just thought it was gnarly and I couldnt get enough of it. It also has an awesome song "Annunciate While You Masticate" that I play when I am mad and helps me to vent my rage so I can be normal, relaxed Gabe.

#5 – 2pac – All Eyez on Me

I couldn't make a top 10 list without mentioning 2pac. Undoubtedly the best rapper of all time (don't say Jay-Z or Biggie!!) It's hard to choose one album by this lyrical genius but if I had to choose one this would be it hands down! I never tire from hearing music from this guy. Its just so classic. I can relate to the "thuglife" so well...

#4 – The Get Up Kids – Something To Write Home About

This is another emo gem. This cd was influential that I played one of the songs for Shaun when I tried out for the band. I was in my room and played it through the phone and he could tell right away what I was playing. Also the line "Don't Worry I'll Catch You" the title I used on my yahoo profile caught the eye of my not then wife came from a song on this awesome album.

#3 – Say Anything - …is a Real Boy

This is more recent edition but has easily become one of my favorite CDs of all time. On first listen I thought the singer was a bit strange with his sarcastic and subtle singing style. I soon however feel in love with this album too. Everyone I have told about this band has too become fans including my wife and have gone to several shows. Their newest self-titled album is pretty amazing too but this one is classic.

#2 – Saves the Day – Stay What You Are

Another great album that goes hand in hand with Say Anything. The bands have toured together and even made a side project featuring members of both bands called Two Tongues. Now diehard fans will probably say that "Through Being Cool" is their best album but I disagree. That is a good album but I can't get enough of this one. Their follow up albums "In Reverie" is also amazing as well as "Under the Boards". It was hard to choose just one. I am really a huge fan of this band but this one just has so many memories for me. I listened to this album religiously when I used to work at Catalina Express a million years ago and just brings back memories of days gone by.

And my #1 is (this is my list so I don’t care if you agree):

Blink 182 – Enema of the State

Now I love everything Blink-182 and Tom Delonge in particular so my real top 10 would contain nothng but Blink-182 albumss but this is the album that started that obsession for me. I listened to this album every morning on my CD walkman when I would ride my bike to high school. It's also just a great summer album to listen to and reminds me of the innocence of my youth hahaha.

So there you have it . Even after putting that together I still feel like it could use a few tweeks. Like Rubber Soul by the Beatles but that band is so universal that almost everyone likes them so that seemed like a wasted space.

Coming soon top 10 movies!!!!

J-30 and the Million Dollar Idea$

There’s an ongoing joke that my wife and I have about a particular type of car. I think it started one day when we were discussing that luxury cars never have fun names like the Honda Fit or Mitsubishi Lancer (cars we had) they just letters and numbers like Lexus GS430 or BMW 325i. Like why not choose names that are more fun and mean something. Of course LS430 means that the car is a Luxury Sedan with a 4.3 liter engine but that’s still lame why not be more inventive. We were listing examples of cars with these letter-number names and I mentioned the Infiniti J30 to which Rachel responded that’s not a real car! I knew for a fact it was a real car because I distinctly remember the commercials from when I was younger. The ad featured a voiceover with a British accent and he spoke in a very affected and eloquent voice to which I impersonated to her. I also knew it was a real car because whenever I would see one I would think how ugly they were and think of the British Accent, “The new J30 available at your local Infiniti Dealer” which resembles a Ford Taurus. I couldn't find the actual commerical I remember with the british guy but this video at least shows you how "elegant and beautiful" the car is.

Anyways every time we spot one, we try to take a picture or a video of it and laugh about how ugly and sad they are. We always use a British accent and add commentary to the photo or video and joke about how it’s our dream car. I saw one the other day and it gave me a great idea. I want to make a website called ilovej30s.com. A place where people could post pics, vids and blog and talk about the greatest car ever made - the J30!

It’s not as cool as my other million dollar idea the EverKool® Pillow – a pillow that would stay cool until you fall asleep so you don’t have to flip it over when one side gets too warm. I know it’s something I would enjoy because I hate when it gets all hot especially during the summer. The only problem with the idea is figuring out a practical cooling source and a way to keep it cool without making your neck and head wet. Hopefully, one day I’ll figure out how to make it become a reality.

My other recent million dollar idea was to capitalize on the recent surge in self-serve soft serve frozen yogurt places like Yogurtland, TuttiFrutti, Pinkberry and others like them except mine would be self-serve ice cream. Similar to those places, you could scoop your own ice cream and add your own mix-ins but I think technically it’s the same as Cold Stone Ice Cream except they have someone make it for you. My version would have to have more flavors at least 31 or so like Baskin Robbins. Ok, so maybe it’s no exactly original or even good but I would go to a place like that!!